الفصل الفصل 213 · How Sir Tristram soused Dagonet in a well, and how
. How Sir Tristram soused Dagonet in a well, and how
Palomides sent a damosel to seek Tristram, and how Palomides met with
King Mark.
And upon a day Dagonet, King Arthur’s fool, came into Cornwall with two
squires with him; and as they rode through that forest they came by a
fair well where Sir Tristram was wont to be; and the weather was hot,
and they alighted to drink of that well, and in the meanwhile their
horses brake loose. Right so Sir Tristram came unto them, and first he
soused Sir Dagonet in that well, and after his squires, and thereat
laughed the shepherds; and forthwithal he ran after their horses and
brought them again one by one, and right so, wet as they were, he made
them leap up and ride their ways. Thus Sir Tristram endured there an
half year naked, and would never come in town nor village. The
meanwhile the damosel that Sir Palomides sent to seek Sir Tristram, she
yede unto Sir Palomides and told him all the mischief that Sir Tristram
endured. Alas, said Sir Palomides, it is great pity that ever so noble
a knight should be so mischieved for the love of a lady; but
nevertheless, I will go and seek him, and comfort him an I may. Then a
little before that time La Beale Isoud had commanded Sir Kehydius out
of the country of Cornwall. So Sir Kehydius departed with a dolorous
heart, and by adventure he met with Sir Palomides, and they
enfellowshipped together; and either complained to other of their hot
love that they loved La Beale Isoud. Now let us, said Sir Palomides,
seek Sir Tristram, that loved her as well as we, and let us prove
whether we may recover him. So they rode into that forest, and three
days and three nights they would never take their lodging, but ever
sought Sir Tristram.
And upon a time, by adventure, they met with King Mark that was ridden
from his men all alone. When they saw him Sir Palomides knew him, but
Sir Kehydius knew him not. Ah, false king, said Sir Palomides, it is
pity thou hast thy life, for thou art a destroyer of all worshipful
knights, and by thy mischief and thy vengeance thou hast destroyed that
most noble knight, Sir Tristram de Liones. And therefore defend thee,
said Sir Palomides, for thou shalt die this day. That were shame, said
King Mark, for ye two are armed and I am unarmed. As for that, said Sir
Palomides, I shall find a remedy therefore; here is a knight with me,
and thou shalt have his harness. Nay, said King Mark, I will not have
ado with you, for cause have ye none to me; for all the misease that
Sir Tristram hath was for a letter that he found; for as to me I did to
him no displeasure, and God knoweth I am full sorry for his disease and
malady. So when the king had thus excused him they were friends, and
King Mark would have had them unto Tintagil; but Sir Palomides would
not, but turned unto the realm of Logris, and Sir Kehydius said that he
would go into Brittany.
Now turn we unto Sir Dagonet again, that when he and his squires were
upon horseback he deemed that the shepherds had sent that fool to array
them so, because that they laughed at them, and so they rode unto the
keepers of beasts and all to-beat them. Sir Tristram saw them beat that
were wont to give him meat and drink, then he ran thither and gat Sir
Dagonet by the head, and gave him such a fall to the earth that he
bruised him sore so that he lay still. And then he wrast his sword out
of his hand, and therewith he ran to one of his squires and smote off
his head, and the other fled. And so Sir Tristram took his way with
that sword in his hand, running as he had been wild wood. Then Sir
Dagonet rode to King Mark and told him how he had sped in that forest.
And therefore, said Sir Dagonet, beware, King Mark, that thou come not
about that well in the forest, for there is a fool naked, and that fool
and I fool met together, and he had almost slain me. Ah, said King
Mark, that is Sir Matto le Breune, that fell out of his wit because he
lost his lady; for when Sir Gaheris smote down Sir Matto and won his
lady of him, never since was he in his mind, and that was pity, for he
was a good knight.