الفصل الفصل 22 · Chapter XXII

My mistress having left us, I had leisure to think of Sergeant Cuff. I

found him sitting in a snug corner of the hall, consulting his

memorandum book, and curling up viciously at the corners of the lips.

“Making notes of the case?” I asked.

“No,” said the Sergeant. “Looking to see what my next professional

engagement is.”

“Oh!” I said. “You think it’s all over then, here?”

“I think,” answered Sergeant Cuff, “that Lady Verinder is one of the

cleverest women in England. I also think a rose much better worth

looking at than a diamond. Where is the gardener, Mr. Betteredge?”

There was no getting a word more out of him on the matter of the

Moonstone. He had lost all interest in his own inquiry; and he would

persist in looking for the gardener. An hour afterwards, I heard them

at high words in the conservatory, with the dog-rose once more at the

bottom of the dispute.

In the meantime, it was my business to find out whether Mr. Franklin

persisted in his resolution to leave us by the afternoon train. After

having been informed of the conference in my lady’s room, and of how it

had ended, he immediately decided on waiting to hear the news from

Frizinghall. This very natural alteration in his plans—which, with

ordinary people, would have led to nothing in particular—proved, in Mr.

Franklin’s case, to have one objectionable result. It left him

unsettled, with a legacy of idle time on his hands, and, in so doing,

it let out all the foreign sides of his character, one on the top of

another, like rats out of a bag.

Now as an Italian-Englishman, now as a German-Englishman, and now as a

French-Englishman, he drifted in and out of all the sitting-rooms in

the house, with nothing to talk of but Miss Rachel’s treatment of him;

and with nobody to address himself to but me. I found him (for example)

in the library, sitting under the map of Modern Italy, and quite

unaware of any other method of meeting his troubles, except the method

of talking about them. “I have several worthy aspirations, Betteredge;

but what am I to do with them now? I am full of dormant good qualities,

if Rachel would only have helped me to bring them out!” He was so

eloquent in drawing the picture of his own neglected merits, and so

pathetic in lamenting over it when it was done, that I felt quite at my

wits’ end how to console him, when it suddenly occurred to me that here

was a case for the wholesome application of a bit of _Robinson Crusoe_.

I hobbled out to my own room, and hobbled back with that immortal book.

Nobody in the library! The map of Modern Italy stared at _me_; and _I_

stared at the map of Modern Italy.

I tried the drawing-room. There was his handkerchief on the floor, to

prove that he had drifted in. And there was the empty room to prove

that he had drifted out again.

I tried the dining-room, and discovered Samuel with a biscuit and a

glass of sherry, silently investigating the empty air. A minute since,

Mr. Franklin had rung furiously for a little light refreshment. On its

production, in a violent hurry, by Samuel, Mr. Franklin had vanished

before the bell downstairs had quite done ringing with the pull he had

given to it.

I tried the morning-room, and found him at last. There he was at the

window, drawing hieroglyphics with his finger in the damp on the glass.

“Your sherry is waiting for you, sir,” I said to him. I might as well

have addressed myself to one of the four walls of the room; he was down

in the bottomless deep of his own meditations, past all pulling up.

“How do _you_ explain Rachel’s conduct, Betteredge?” was the only

answer I received. Not being ready with the needful reply, I produced

_Robinson Crusoe_, in which I am firmly persuaded some explanation

might have been found, if we had only searched long enough for it. Mr.

Franklin shut up _Robinson Crusoe_, and floundered into his

German-English gibberish on the spot. “Why not look into it?” he said,

as if I had personally objected to looking into it. “Why the devil lose

your patience, Betteredge, when patience is all that’s wanted to arrive

at the truth? Don’t interrupt me. Rachel’s conduct is perfectly

intelligible, if you will only do her the common justice to take the

Objective view first, and the Subjective view next, and the

Objective-Subjective view to wind up with. What do we know? We know

that the loss of the Moonstone, on Thursday morning last, threw her

into a state of nervous excitement, from which she has not recovered

yet. Do you mean to deny the Objective view, so far? Very well,

then—don’t interrupt me. Now, being in a state of nervous excitement,

how are we to expect that she should behave as she might otherwise have

behaved to any of the people about her? Arguing in this way, from

within-outwards, what do we reach? We reach the Subjective view. I defy

you to controvert the Subjective view. Very well then—what follows?

Good Heavens! the Objective-Subjective explanation follows, of course!

Rachel, properly speaking, is _not_ Rachel, but Somebody Else. Do I

mind being cruelly treated by Somebody Else? You are unreasonable

enough, Betteredge; but you can hardly accuse me of that. Then how does

it end? It ends, in spite of your confounded English narrowness and

prejudice, in my being perfectly happy and comfortable. Where’s the

sherry?”

My head was by this time in such a condition, that I was not quite sure

whether it was my own head, or Mr. Franklin’s. In this deplorable

state, I contrived to do, what I take to have been, three Objective

things. I got Mr. Franklin his sherry; I retired to my own room; and I

solaced myself with the most composing pipe of tobacco I ever remember

to have smoked in my life.

Don’t suppose, however, that I was quit of Mr. Franklin on such easy

terms as these. Drifting again, out of the morning-room into the hall,

he found his way to the offices next, smelt my pipe, and was instantly

reminded that he had been simple enough to give up smoking for Miss

Rachel’s sake. In the twinkling of an eye, he burst in on me with his

cigar-case, and came out strong on the one everlasting subject, in his

neat, witty, unbelieving, French way. “Give me a light, Betteredge. Is

it conceivable that a man can have smoked as long as I have without

discovering that there is a complete system for the treatment of women

at the bottom of his cigar-case? Follow me carefully, and I will prove

it in two words. You choose a cigar, you try it, and it disappoints

you. What do you do upon that? You throw it away and try another. Now

observe the application! You choose a woman, you try her, and she

breaks your heart. Fool! take a lesson from your cigar-case. Throw her

away, and try another!”

I shook my head at that. Wonderfully clever, I dare say, but my own

experience was dead against it. “In the time of the late Mrs.

Betteredge,” I said, “I felt pretty often inclined to try your

philosophy, Mr. Franklin. But the law insists on your smoking your

cigar, sir, when you have once chosen it.” I pointed that observation

with a wink. Mr. Franklin burst out laughing—and we were as merry as

crickets, until the next new side of his character turned up in due

course. So things went on with my young master and me; and so (while

the Sergeant and the gardener were wrangling over the roses) we two

spent the interval before the news came back from Frizinghall.

The pony-chaise returned a good half hour before I had ventured to

expect it. My lady had decided to remain for the present, at her

sister’s house. The groom brought two letters from his mistress; one

addressed to Mr. Franklin, and the other to me.

Mr. Franklin’s letter I sent to him in the library—into which refuge

his driftings had now taken him for the second time. My own letter, I

read in my own room. A cheque, which dropped out when I opened it,

informed me (before I had mastered the contents) that Sergeant Cuff’s

dismissal from the inquiry after the Moonstone was now a settled thing.

I sent to the conservatory to say that I wished to speak to the

Sergeant directly. He appeared, with his mind full of the gardener and

the dog-rose, declaring that the equal of Mr. Begbie for obstinacy

never had existed yet, and never would exist again. I requested him to

dismiss such wretched trifling as this from our conversation, and to

give his best attention to a really serious matter. Upon that he

exerted himself sufficiently to notice the letter in my hand. “Ah!” he

said in a weary way, “you have heard from her ladyship. Have I anything

to do with it, Mr. Betteredge?”

“You shall judge for yourself, Sergeant.” I thereupon read him the

letter (with my best emphasis and discretion), in the following words:

“MY GOOD GABRIEL,—I request that you will inform Sergeant Cuff, that I

have performed the promise I made to him; with this result, so far as

Rosanna Spearman is concerned. Miss Verinder solemnly declares, that

she has never spoken a word in private to Rosanna, since that unhappy

woman first entered my house. They never met, even accidentally, on the

night when the Diamond was lost; and no communication of any sort

whatever took place between them, from the Thursday morning when the

alarm was first raised in the house, to this present Saturday

afternoon, when Miss Verinder left us. After telling my daughter

suddenly, and in so many words, of Rosanna Spearman’s suicide—this is

what has come of it.”

Having reached that point, I looked up, and asked Sergeant Cuff what he

thought of the letter, so far?

“I should only offend you if I expressed _my_ opinion,” answered the

Sergeant. “Go on, Mr. Betteredge,” he said, with the most exasperating

resignation, “go on.”

When I remembered that this man had had the audacity to complain of our

gardener’s obstinacy, my tongue itched to “go on” in other words than

my mistress’s. This time, however, my Christianity held firm. I

proceeded steadily with her ladyship’s letter:

“Having appealed to Miss Verinder in the manner which the officer

thought most desirable, I spoke to her next in the manner which I

myself thought most likely to impress her. On two different occasions,

before my daughter left my roof, I privately warned her that she was

exposing herself to suspicion of the most unendurable and most

degrading kind. I have now told her, in the plainest terms, that my

apprehensions have been realised.

“Her answer to this, on her own solemn affirmation, is as plain as

words can be. In the first place, she owes no money privately to any

living creature. In the second place, the Diamond is not now, and never

has been, in her possession, since she put it into her cabinet on

Wednesday night.

“The confidence which my daughter has placed in me goes no further than

this. She maintains an obstinate silence, when I ask her if she can

explain the disappearance of the Diamond. She refuses, with tears, when

I appeal to her to speak out for my sake. ‘The day will come when you

will know why I am careless about being suspected, and why I am silent

even to _you_. I have done much to make my mother pity me—nothing to

make my mother blush for me.’ Those are my daughter’s own words.

“After what has passed between the officer and me, I think—stranger as

he is—that he should be made acquainted with what Miss Verinder has

said, as well as you. Read my letter to him, and then place in his

hands the cheque which I enclose. In resigning all further claim on his

services, I have only to say that I am convinced of his honesty and his

intelligence; but I am more firmly persuaded than ever, that the

circumstances, in this case, have fatally misled him.”

There the letter ended. Before presenting the cheque, I asked Sergeant

Cuff if he had any remark to make.

“It’s no part of my duty, Mr. Betteredge,” he answered, “to make

remarks on a case, when I have done with it.”

I tossed the cheque across the table to him. “Do you believe in _that_

part of her ladyship’s letter?” I said, indignantly.

The Sergeant looked at the cheque, and lifted up his dismal eyebrows in

acknowledgment of her ladyship’s liberality.

“This is such a generous estimate of the value of my time,” he said,

“that I feel bound to make some return for it. I’ll bear in mind the

amount in this cheque, Mr. Betteredge, when the occasion comes round

for remembering it.”

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Her ladyship has smoothed matters over for the present very cleverly,”

said the Sergeant. “But _this_ family scandal is of the sort that

bursts up again when you least expect it. We shall have more

detective-business on our hands, sir, before the Moonstone is many

months older.”

If those words meant anything, and if the manner in which he spoke them

meant anything—it came to this. My mistress’s letter had proved, to his

mind, that Miss Rachel was hardened enough to resist the strongest

appeal that could be addressed to her, and that she had deceived her

own mother (good God, under what circumstances!) by a series of

abominable lies. How other people, in my place, might have replied to

the Sergeant, I don’t know. I answered what he said in these plain

terms:

“Sergeant Cuff, I consider your last observation as an insult to my

lady and her daughter!”

“Mr. Betteredge, consider it as a warning to yourself, and you will be

nearer the mark.”

Hot and angry as I was, the infernal confidence with which he gave me

that answer closed my lips.

I walked to the window to compose myself. The rain had given over; and,

who should I see in the court-yard, but Mr. Begbie, the gardener,

waiting outside to continue the dog-rose controversy with Sergeant

Cuff.

“My compliments to the Sairgent,” said Mr. Begbie, the moment he set

eyes on me. “If he’s minded to walk to the station, I’m agreeable to go

with him.”

“What!” cries the Sergeant, behind me, “are you not convinced yet?”

“The de’il a bit I’m convinced!” answered Mr. Begbie.

“Then I’ll walk to the station!” says the Sergeant.

“Then I’ll meet you at the gate!” says Mr. Begbie.

I was angry enough, as you know—but how was any man’s anger to hold out

against such an interruption as this? Sergeant Cuff noticed the change

in me, and encouraged it by a word in season. “Come! come!” he said,

“why not treat my view of the case as her ladyship treats it? Why not

say, the circumstances have fatally misled me?”

To take anything as her ladyship took it was a privilege worth

enjoying—even with the disadvantage of its having been offered to me by

Sergeant Cuff. I cooled slowly down to my customary level. I regarded

any other opinion of Miss Rachel, than my lady’s opinion or mine, with

a lofty contempt. The only thing I could _not_ do, was to keep off the

subject of the Moonstone! My own good sense ought to have warned me, I

know, to let the matter rest—but, there! the virtues which distinguish

the present generation were not invented in my time. Sergeant Cuff had

hit me on the raw, and, though I did look down upon him with contempt,

the tender place still tingled for all that. The end of it was that I

perversely led him back to the subject of her ladyship’s letter. “I am

quite satisfied myself,” I said. “But never mind that! Go on, as if I

was still open to conviction. You think Miss Rachel is not to be

believed on her word; and you say we shall hear of the Moonstone again.

Back your opinion, Sergeant,” I concluded, in an airy way. “Back your

opinion.”

Instead of taking offence, Sergeant Cuff seized my hand, and shook it

till my fingers ached again.

“I declare to heaven,” says this strange officer solemnly, “I would

take to domestic service tomorrow, Mr. Betteredge, if I had a chance of

being employed along with You! To say you are as transparent as a

child, sir, is to pay the children a compliment which nine out of ten

of them don’t deserve. There! there! we won’t begin to dispute again.

You shall have it out of me on easier terms than that. I won’t say a

word more about her ladyship, or about Miss Verinder—I’ll only turn

prophet, for once in a way, and for your sake. I have warned you

already that you haven’t done with the Moonstone yet. Very well. Now

I’ll tell you, at parting, of three things which will happen in the

future, and which, I believe, will force themselves on your attention,

whether you like it or not.”

“Go on!” I said, quite unabashed, and just as airy as ever.

“First,” said the Sergeant, “you will hear something from the

Yollands—when the postman delivers Rosanna’s letter at Cobb’s Hole, on

Monday next.”

If he had thrown a bucket of cold water over me, I doubt if I could

have felt it much more unpleasantly than I felt those words. Miss

Rachel’s assertion of her innocence had left Rosanna’s conduct—the

making the new nightgown, the hiding the smeared nightgown, and all the

rest of it—entirely without explanation. And this had never occurred to

me, till Sergeant Cuff forced it on my mind all in a moment!

“In the second place,” proceeded the Sergeant, “you will hear of the

three Indians again. You will hear of them in the neighbourhood, if

Miss Rachel remains in the neighbourhood. You will hear of them in

London, if Miss Rachel goes to London.”

Having lost all interest in the three jugglers, and having thoroughly

convinced myself of my young lady’s innocence, I took this second

prophecy easily enough. “So much for two of the three things that are

going to happen,” I said. “Now for the third!”

“Third, and last,” said Sergeant Cuff, “you will, sooner or later, hear

something of that money-lender in London, whom I have twice taken the

liberty of mentioning already. Give me your pocket-book, and I’ll make

a note for you of his name and address—so that there may be no mistake

about it if the thing really happens.”

He wrote accordingly on a blank leaf—“Mr. Septimus Luker,

Middlesex-place, Lambeth, London.”

“There,” he said, pointing to the address, “are the last words, on the

subject of the Moonstone, which I shall trouble you with for the

present. Time will show whether I am right or wrong. In the meanwhile,

sir, I carry away with me a sincere personal liking for you, which I

think does honour to both of us. If we don’t meet again before my

professional retirement takes place, I hope you will come and see me in

a little house near London, which I have got my eye on. There will be

grass walks, Mr. Betteredge, I promise you, in _my_ garden. And as for

the white moss rose——”

“The de’il a bit ye’ll get the white moss rose to grow, unless you bud

him on the dogue-rose first,” cried a voice at the window.

We both turned round. There was the everlasting Mr. Begbie, too eager

for the controversy to wait any longer at the gate. The Sergeant wrung

my hand, and darted out into the court-yard, hotter still on his side.

“Ask him about the moss rose, when he comes back, and see if I have

left him a leg to stand on!” cried the great Cuff, hailing me through

the window in his turn. “Gentlemen, both!” I answered, moderating them

again as I had moderated them once already. “In the matter of the moss

rose there is a great deal to be said on both sides!” I might as well

(as the Irish say) have whistled jigs to a milestone. Away they went

together, fighting the battle of the roses without asking or giving

quarter on either side. The last I saw of them, Mr. Begbie was shaking

his obstinate head, and Sergeant Cuff had got him by the arm like a

prisoner in charge. Ah, well! well! I own I couldn’t help liking the

Sergeant—though I hated him all the time.

Explain that state of mind, if you can. You will soon be rid, now, of

me and my contradictions. When I have reported Mr. Franklin’s

departure, the history of the Saturday’s events will be finished at

last. And when I have next described certain strange things that

happened in the course of the new week, I shall have done my part of

the Story, and shall hand over the pen to the person who is appointed

to follow my lead. If you are as tired of reading this narrative as I

am of writing it—Lord, how we shall enjoy ourselves on both sides a few

pages further on!