Chapter Chapter 13 · Chapter XIII

. Chapter XIII

These hills look romantic in certain lights and at suitable

distances, and seen of an evening from the upper verandah of the

club they caused Miss Quested to say conversationally to Miss Derek

that she should like to have gone, that Dr. Aziz at Mr. Fielding’s

had said he would arrange something, and that Indians seem rather

forgetful. She was overheard by the servant who offered them

vermouths. This servant understood English. And he was not exactly

a spy, but he kept his ears open, and Mahmoud Ali did not exactly

bribe him, but did encourage him to come and squat with his own

servants, and would happen to stroll their way when he was there.

As the story travelled, it accreted emotion and Aziz learnt with

horror that the ladies were deeply offended with him, and had

expected an invitation daily. He thought his facile remark had been

forgotten. Endowed with two memories, a temporary and a permanent,

he had hitherto relegated the caves to the former. Now he

transferred them once for all, and pushed the matter through. They

were to be a stupendous replica of the tea party. He began by

securing Fielding and old Godbole, and then commissioned Fielding

to approach Mrs. Moore and Miss Quested when they were alone—by

this device Ronny, their official protector, could be circumvented.

Fielding didn’t like the job much; he was busy, caves bored him,

he foresaw friction and expense, but he would not refuse the first

favour his friend had asked from him, and did as required. The

ladies accepted. It was a little inconvenient in the present press

of their engagements, still, they hoped to manage it after

consulting Mr. Heaslop. Consulted, Ronny raised no objection,

provided Fielding undertook full responsibility for their comfort.

He was not enthusiastic about the picnic, but, then, no more were

the ladies—no one was enthusiastic, yet it took place.

Aziz was terribly worried. It was not a long expedition—a train

left Chandrapore just before dawn, another would bring them back

for tiffin—but he was only a little official still, and feared to

acquit himself dishonourably. He had to ask Major Callendar for

half a day’s leave, and be refused because of his recent malingering;

despair; renewed approach of Major Callendar through Fielding, and

contemptuous snarling permission. He had to borrow cutlery from

Mahmoud Ali without inviting him. Then there was the question of

alcohol; Mr. Fielding, and perhaps the ladies, were drinkers, so

must he provide whisky-sodas and ports? There was the problem of

transport from the wayside station of Marabar to the caves. There

was the problem of Professor Godbole and his food, and of Professor

Godbole and other people’s food—two problems, not one problem. The

Professor was not a very strict Hindu—he would take tea, fruit,

soda-water and sweets, whoever cooked them, and vegetables and rice

if cooked by a Brahman; but not meat, not cakes lest they contained

eggs, and he would not allow anyone else to eat beef: a slice of

beef upon a distant plate would wreck his happiness. Other people

might eat mutton, they might eat ham. But over ham Aziz’ own

religion raised its voice: he did not fancy other people eating

ham. Trouble after trouble encountered him, because he had

challenged the spirit of the Indian earth, which tries to keep men

in compartments.

At last the moment arrived.

His friends thought him most unwise to mix himself up with English

ladies, and warned him to take every precaution against

unpunctuality. Consequently he spent the previous night at the

station. The servants were huddled on the platform, enjoined not

to stray. He himself walked up and down with old Mohammed Latif,

who was to act as major-domo. He felt insecure and also unreal. A

car drove up, and he hoped Fielding would get out of it, to lend

him solidity. But it contained Mrs. Moore, Miss Quested, and their

Goanese servant. He rushed to meet them, suddenly happy. “But

you’ve come, after all. Oh how very very kind of you!” he cried.

“This is the happiest moment in all my life.”

The ladies were civil. It was not the happiest moment in their

lives, still, they looked forward to enjoying themselves as soon

as the bother of the early start was over. They had not seen him

since the expedition was arranged, and they thanked him adequately.

“You don’t require tickets—please stop your servant. There are no

tickets on the Marabar branch line; it is its peculiarity. You come

to the carriage and rest till Mr. Fielding joins us. Did you know

you are to travel purdah? Will you like that?”

They replied that they should like it. The train had come in, and

a crowd of dependents were swarming over the seats of the carriage

like monkeys. Aziz had borrowed servants from his friends, as well

as bringing his own three, and quarrels over precedence were

resulting. The ladies’ servant stood apart, with a sneering

expression on his face. They had hired him while they were still

globe-trotters, at Bombay. In a hotel or among smart people he was

excellent, but as soon as they consorted with anyone whom he

thought second-rate he left them to their disgrace.

The night was still dark, but had acquired the temporary look that

indicates its end. Perched on the roof of a shed, the station-master’s

hens began to dream of kites instead of owls. Lamps were put out,

in order to save the trouble of putting them out later; the smell

of tobacco and the sound of spitting arose from third-class

passengers in dark corners; heads were unshrouded, teeth cleaned

on the twigs of a tree. So convinced was a junior official that

another sun would rise, that he rang a bell with enthusiasm. This

upset the servants. They shrieked that the train was starting, and

ran to both ends of it to intercede. Much had still to enter the

purdah carriage—a box bound with brass, a melon wearing a fez, a

towel containing guavas, a step-ladder and a gun. The guests played

up all right. They had no race-consciousness—Mrs. Moore was too

old, Miss Quested too new—and they behaved to Aziz as to any young

man who had been kind to them in the country. This moved him

deeply. He had expected them to arrive with Mr. Fielding, instead

of which they trusted themselves to be with him a few moments

alone.

“Send back your servant,” he suggested. “He is unnecessary. Then

we shall all be Moslems together.”

“And he is such a horrible servant. Antony, you can go; we don’t

want you,” said the girl impatiently.

“Master told me to come.”

“Mistress tells you to go.”

“Master says, keep near the ladies all the morning.”

“Well, your ladies won’t have you.” She turned to the host. “Do

get rid of him, Dr. Aziz!”

“Mohammed Latif!” he called.

The poor relative exchanged fezzes with the melon, and peeped out

of the window of the railway carriage, whose confusion he was

superintending.

“Here is my cousin, Mr. Mohammed Latif. Oh no, don’t shake hands.

He is an Indian of the old-fashioned sort, he prefers to salaam.

There, I told you so. Mohammed Latif, how beautifully you salaam.

See, he hasn’t understood; he knows no English.”

“You spick lie,” said the old man gently.

“I spick a lie! Oh, jolly good. Isn’t he a funny old man? We will

have great jokes with him later. He does all sorts of little

things. He is not nearly as stupid as you think, and awfully poor.

It’s lucky ours is a large family.” He flung an arm round the

grubby neck. “But you get inside, make yourselves at home; yes,

you lie down.” The celebrated Oriental confusion appeared at last

to be at an end. “Excuse me, now I must meet our other two guests!”

He was getting nervous again, for it was ten minutes to the time.

Still, Fielding was an Englishman, and they never do miss trains,

and Godbole was a Hindu and did not count, and, soothed by this

logic, he grew calmer as the hour of departure approached. Mohammed

Latif had bribed Antony not to come. They walked up and down the

platform, talking usefully. They agreed that they had overdone the

servants, and must leave two or three behind at Marabar station.

And Aziz explained that he might be playing one or two practical

jokes at the caves—not out of unkindness, but to make the guests

laugh. The old man assented with slight sideway motions of the

head: he was always willing to be ridiculed, and he bade Aziz not

spare him. Elated by his importance, he began an indecent anecdote.

“Tell me another time, brother, when I have more leisure, for now,

as I have already explained, we have to give pleasure to non-Moslems.

Three will be Europeans, one a Hindu, which must not be forgotten.

Every attention must be paid to Professor Godbole, lest he feel

that he is inferior to my other guests.”

“I will discuss philosophy with him.”

“That will be kind of you; but the servants are even more important.

We must not convey an impression of disorganization. It can be

done, and I expect you to do it . . .”

A shriek from the purdah carriage. The train had started.

“Merciful God!” cried Mohammed Latif. He flung himself at the

train, and leapt on to the footboard of a carriage. Aziz did

likewise. It was an easy feat, for a branch-line train is slow to

assume special airs. “We’re monkeys, don’t worry,” he called,

hanging on to a bar and laughing. Then he howled, “Mr. Fielding!

Mr. Fielding!”

There were Fielding and old Godbole, held up at the level-crossing.

Appalling catastrophe! The gates had been closed earlier than

usual. They leapt from their tonga; they gesticulated, but what

was the good. So near and yet so far! As the train joggled past

over the points, there was time for agonized words.

“Bad, bad, you have destroyed me.”

“Godbole’s pujah did it,” cried the Englishman.

The Brahman lowered his eyes, ashamed of religion. For it was so:

he had miscalculated the length of a prayer.

“Jump on, I must have you,” screamed Aziz, beside himself.

“Right, give a hand.”

“He’s not to, he’ll kill himself,” Mrs. Moore protested. He jumped,

he failed, missed his friend’s hand, and fell back on to the line.

The train rumbled past. He scrambled on to his feet, and bawled

after them, “I’m all right, you’re all right, don’t worry,” and

then they passed beyond range of his voice.

“Mrs. Moore, Miss Quested, our expedition is a ruin.” He swung

himself along the footboard, almost in tears.

“Get in, get in; you’ll kill yourself as well as Mr. Fielding. I

see no ruin.”

“How is that? Oh, explain to me!” he said piteously, like a child.

“We shall be all Moslems together now, as you promised.”

She was perfect as always, his dear Mrs. Moore. All the love for

her he had felt at the mosque welled up again, the fresher for

forgetfulness. There was nothing he would not do for her. He would

die to make her happy.

“Get in, Dr. Aziz, you make us giddy,” the other lady called. “If

they’re so foolish as to miss the train, that’s their loss, not

ours.”

“I am to blame. I am the host.”

“Nonsense, go to your carriage. We’re going to have a delightful

time without them.”

Not perfect like Mrs. Moore, but very sincere and kind. Wonderful

ladies, both of them, and for one precious morning his guests. He

felt important and competent. Fielding was a loss personally, being

a friend, increasingly dear, yet if Fielding had come, he himself

would have remained in leading-strings. “Indians are incapable of

responsibility,” said the officials, and Hamidullah sometimes said

so too. He would show those pessimists that they were wrong.

Smiling proudly, he glanced outward at the country, which was still

invisible except as a dark movement in the darkness; then upwards

at the sky, where the stars of the sprawling Scorpion had begun to

pale. Then he dived through a window into a second-class carriage.

“Mohammed Latif, by the way, what is in these caves, brother? Why

are we all going to see them?”

Such a question was beyond the poor relative’s scope. He could only

reply that God and the local villagers knew, and that the latter

would gladly act as guides.