哈克贝利·费恩历险记· Kabanata 42

Kabanata Kabanata 42 · 第42章

The old man was uptown again before breakfast, but couldn’t get no

track of Tom; and both of them set at the table thinking, and not

saying nothing, and looking mournful, and their coffee getting cold,

and not eating anything. And by-and-by the old man says:

“Did I give you the letter?”

“What letter?”

“The one I got yesterday out of the post-office.”

“No, you didn’t give me no letter.”

“Well, I must a forgot it.”

So he rummaged his pockets, and then went off somewheres where he had

laid it down, and fetched it, and give it to her. She says:

“Why, it’s from St. Petersburg—it’s from Sis.”

I allowed another walk would do me good; but I couldn’t stir. But

before she could break it open she dropped it and run—for she see

something. And so did I. It was Tom Sawyer on a mattress; and that old

doctor; and Jim, in _her_ calico dress, with his hands tied behind him;

and a lot of people. I hid the letter behind the first thing that come

handy, and rushed. She flung herself at Tom, crying, and says:

“Oh, he’s dead, he’s dead, I know he’s dead!”

And Tom he turned his head a little, and muttered something or other,

which showed he warn’t in his right mind; then she flung up her hands,

and says:

“He’s alive, thank God! And that’s enough!” and she snatched a kiss of

him, and flew for the house to get the bed ready, and scattering orders

right and left at the niggers and everybody else, as fast as her tongue

could go, every jump of the way.

I followed the men to see what they was going to do with Jim; and the

old doctor and Uncle Silas followed after Tom into the house. The men

was very huffy, and some of them wanted to hang Jim for an example to

all the other niggers around there, so they wouldn’t be trying to run

away like Jim done, and making such a raft of trouble, and keeping a

whole family scared most to death for days and nights. But the others

said, don’t do it, it wouldn’t answer at all; he ain’t our nigger, and

his owner would turn up and make us pay for him, sure. So that cooled

them down a little, because the people that’s always the most anxious

for to hang a nigger that hain’t done just right is always the very

ones that ain’t the most anxious to pay for him when they’ve got their

satisfaction out of him.

They cussed Jim considerble, though, and give him a cuff or two side

the head once in a while, but Jim never said nothing, and he never let

on to know me, and they took him to the same cabin, and put his own

clothes on him, and chained him again, and not to no bed-leg this time,

but to a big staple drove into the bottom log, and chained his hands,

too, and both legs, and said he warn’t to have nothing but bread and

water to eat after this till his owner come, or he was sold at auction

because he didn’t come in a certain length of time, and filled up our

hole, and said a couple of farmers with guns must stand watch around

about the cabin every night, and a bulldog tied to the door in the

daytime; and about this time they was through with the job and was

tapering off with a kind of generl good-bye cussing, and then the old

doctor comes and takes a look, and says:

“Don’t be no rougher on him than you’re obleeged to, because he ain’t a

bad nigger. When I got to where I found the boy I see I couldn’t cut

the bullet out without some help, and he warn’t in no condition for me

to leave to go and get help; and he got a little worse and a little

worse, and after a long time he went out of his head, and wouldn’t let

me come a-nigh him any more, and said if I chalked his raft he’d kill

me, and no end of wild foolishness like that, and I see I couldn’t do

anything at all with him; so I says, I got to have _help_ somehow; and

the minute I says it out crawls this nigger from somewheres and says

he’ll help, and he done it, too, and done it very well. Of course I

judged he must be a runaway nigger, and there I _was!_ and there I had

to stick right straight along all the rest of the day and all night. It

was a fix, I tell you! I had a couple of patients with the chills, and

of course I’d of liked to run up to town and see them, but I dasn’t,

because the nigger might get away, and then I’d be to blame; and yet

never a skiff come close enough for me to hail. So there I had to stick

plumb until daylight this morning; and I never see a nigger that was a

better nuss or faithfuller, and yet he was risking his freedom to do

it, and was all tired out, too, and I see plain enough he’d been worked

main hard lately. I liked the nigger for that; I tell you, gentlemen, a

nigger like that is worth a thousand dollars—and kind treatment, too. I

had everything I needed, and the boy was doing as well there as he

would a done at home—better, maybe, because it was so quiet; but there

I _was_, with both of ’m on my hands, and there I had to stick till

about dawn this morning; then some men in a skiff come by, and as good

luck would have it the nigger was setting by the pallet with his head

propped on his knees sound asleep; so I motioned them in quiet, and

they slipped up on him and grabbed him and tied him before he knowed

what he was about, and we never had no trouble. And the boy being in a

kind of a flighty sleep, too, we muffled the oars and hitched the raft

on, and towed her over very nice and quiet, and the nigger never made

the least row nor said a word from the start. He ain’t no bad nigger,

gentlemen; that’s what I think about him.”

Somebody says:

“Well, it sounds very good, doctor, I’m obleeged to say.”

Then the others softened up a little, too, and I was mighty thankful to

that old doctor for doing Jim that good turn; and I was glad it was

according to my judgment of him, too; because I thought he had a good

heart in him and was a good man the first time I see him. Then they all

agreed that Jim had acted very well, and was deserving to have some

notice took of it, and reward. So every one of them promised, right out

and hearty, that they wouldn’t cuss him no more.

Then they come out and locked him up. I hoped they was going to say he

could have one or two of the chains took off, because they was rotten

heavy, or could have meat and greens with his bread and water; but they

didn’t think of it, and I reckoned it warn’t best for me to mix in, but

I judged I’d get the doctor’s yarn to Aunt Sally somehow or other as

soon as I’d got through the breakers that was laying just ahead of

me—explanations, I mean, of how I forgot to mention about Sid being

shot when I was telling how him and me put in that dratted night

paddling around hunting the runaway nigger.

But I had plenty time. Aunt Sally she stuck to the sick-room all day

and all night, and every time I see Uncle Silas mooning around I dodged

him.

Next morning I heard Tom was a good deal better, and they said Aunt

Sally was gone to get a nap. So I slips to the sick-room, and if I

found him awake I reckoned we could put up a yarn for the family that

would wash. But he was sleeping, and sleeping very peaceful, too; and

pale, not fire-faced the way he was when he come. So I set down and

laid for him to wake. In about half an hour Aunt Sally comes gliding

in, and there I was, up a stump again! She motioned me to be still, and

set down by me, and begun to whisper, and said we could all be joyful

now, because all the symptoms was first-rate, and he’d been sleeping

like that for ever so long, and looking better and peacefuller all the

time, and ten to one he’d wake up in his right mind.

So we set there watching, and by-and-by he stirs a bit, and opened his

eyes very natural, and takes a look, and says:

“Hello!—why, I’m at _home!_ How’s that? Where’s the raft?”

“It’s all right,” I says.

“And _Jim?_”

“The same,” I says, but couldn’t say it pretty brash. But he never

noticed, but says:

“Good! Splendid! _Now_ we’re all right and safe! Did you tell Aunty?”

I was going to say yes; but she chipped in and says: “About what, Sid?”

“Why, about the way the whole thing was done.”

“What whole thing?”

“Why, _the_ whole thing. There ain’t but one; how we set the runaway

nigger free—me and Tom.”

“Good land! Set the run— What _is_ the child talking about! Dear, dear,

out of his head again!”

“_No_, I ain’t out of my HEAD; I know all what I’m talking about. We

_did_ set him free—me and Tom. We laid out to do it, and we _done_ it.

And we done it elegant, too.” He’d got a start, and she never checked

him up, just set and stared and stared, and let him clip along, and I

see it warn’t no use for _me_ to put in. “Why, Aunty, it cost us a

power of work—weeks of it—hours and hours, every night, whilst you was

all asleep. And we had to steal candles, and the sheet, and the shirt,

and your dress, and spoons, and tin plates, and case-knives, and the

warming-pan, and the grindstone, and flour, and just no end of things,

and you can’t think what work it was to make the saws, and pens, and

inscriptions, and one thing or another, and you can’t think _half_ the

fun it was. And we had to make up the pictures of coffins and things,

and nonnamous letters from the robbers, and get up and down the

lightning-rod, and dig the hole into the cabin, and made the rope

ladder and send it in cooked up in a pie, and send in spoons and things

to work with in your apron pocket—”

“Mercy sakes!”

“—and load up the cabin with rats and snakes and so on, for company for

Jim; and then you kept Tom here so long with the butter in his hat that

you come near spiling the whole business, because the men come before

we was out of the cabin, and we had to rush, and they heard us and let

drive at us, and I got my share, and we dodged out of the path and let

them go by, and when the dogs come they warn’t interested in us, but

went for the most noise, and we got our canoe, and made for the raft,

and was all safe, and Jim was a free man, and we done it all by

ourselves, and _wasn’t_ it bully, Aunty!”

“Well, I never heard the likes of it in all my born days! So it was

_you_, you little rapscallions, that’s been making all this trouble,

and turned everybody’s wits clean inside out and scared us all most to

death. I’ve as good a notion as ever I had in my life to take it out o’

you this very minute. To think, here I’ve been, night after night,

a—_you_ just get well once, you young scamp, and I lay I’ll tan the Old

Harry out o’ both o’ ye!”

But Tom, he _was_ so proud and joyful, he just _couldn’t_ hold in, and

his tongue just _went_ it—she a-chipping in, and spitting fire all

along, and both of them going it at once, like a cat convention; and

she says:

“_Well_, you get all the enjoyment you can out of it _now_, for mind I

tell you if I catch you meddling with him again—”

“Meddling with _who?_” Tom says, dropping his smile and looking

surprised.

“With _who?_ Why, the runaway nigger, of course. Who’d you reckon?”

Tom looks at me very grave, and says:

“Tom, didn’t you just tell me he was all right? Hasn’t he got away?”

“_Him?_” says Aunt Sally; “the runaway nigger? ’Deed he hasn’t. They’ve

got him back, safe and sound, and he’s in that cabin again, on bread

and water, and loaded down with chains, till he’s claimed or sold!”

Tom rose square up in bed, with his eye hot, and his nostrils opening

and shutting like gills, and sings out to me:

“They hain’t no _right_ to shut him up! _Shove!_—and don’t you lose a

minute. Turn him loose! he ain’t no slave; he’s as free as any cretur

that walks this earth!”

“What _does_ the child mean?”

“I mean every word I _say_, Aunt Sally, and if somebody don’t go,

_I’ll_ go. I’ve knowed him all his life, and so has Tom, there. Old

Miss Watson died two months ago, and she was ashamed she ever was going

to sell him down the river, and _said_ so; and she set him free in her

will.”

“Then what on earth did _you_ want to set him free for, seeing he was

already free?”

“Well, that _is_ a question, I must say; and _just_ like women! Why, I

wanted the _adventure_ of it; and I’d a waded neck-deep in blood

to—goodness alive, AUNT POLLY!”

If she warn’t standing right there, just inside the door, looking as

sweet and contented as an angel half full of pie, I wish I may never!

Aunt Sally jumped for her, and most hugged the head off of her, and

cried over her, and I found a good enough place for me under the bed,

for it was getting pretty sultry for _us_, seemed to me. And I peeped

out, and in a little while Tom’s Aunt Polly shook herself loose and

stood there looking across at Tom over her spectacles—kind of grinding

him into the earth, you know. And then she says:

“Yes, you _better_ turn y’r head away—I would if I was you, Tom.”

“Oh, deary me!” says Aunt Sally; “_is_ he changed so? Why, that ain’t

_Tom_, it’s Sid; Tom’s—Tom’s—why, where is Tom? He was here a minute

ago.”

“You mean where’s Huck _Finn_—that’s what you mean! I reckon I hain’t

raised such a scamp as my Tom all these years not to know him when I

_see_ him. That _would_ be a pretty howdy-do. Come out from under that

bed, Huck Finn.”

So I done it. But not feeling brash.

Aunt Sally she was one of the mixed-upest-looking persons I ever

see—except one, and that was Uncle Silas, when he come in and they told

it all to him. It kind of made him drunk, as you may say, and he didn’t

know nothing at all the rest of the day, and preached a prayer-meeting

sermon that night that gave him a rattling ruputation, because the

oldest man in the world couldn’t a understood it. So Tom’s Aunt Polly,

she told all about who I was, and what; and I had to up and tell how I

was in such a tight place that when Mrs. Phelps took me for Tom

Sawyer—she chipped in and says, “Oh, go on and call me Aunt Sally, I’m

used to it now, and ’tain’t no need to change”—that when Aunt Sally

took me for Tom Sawyer I had to stand it—there warn’t no other way, and

I knowed he wouldn’t mind, because it would be nuts for him, being a

mystery, and he’d make an adventure out of it, and be perfectly

satisfied. And so it turned out, and he let on to be Sid, and made

things as soft as he could for me.

And his Aunt Polly she said Tom was right about old Miss Watson setting

Jim free in her will; and so, sure enough, Tom Sawyer had gone and took

all that trouble and bother to set a free nigger free! and I couldn’t

ever understand before, until that minute and that talk, how he _could_

help a body set a nigger free with his bringing-up.

Well, Aunt Polly she said that when Aunt Sally wrote to her that Tom

and _Sid_ had come all right and safe, she says to herself:

“Look at that, now! I might have expected it, letting him go off that

way without anybody to watch him. So now I got to go and trapse all the

way down the river, eleven hundred mile, and find out what that

creetur’s up to _this_ time; as long as I couldn’t seem to get any

answer out of you about it.”

“Why, I never heard nothing from you,” says Aunt Sally.

“Well, I wonder! Why, I wrote you twice to ask you what you could mean

by Sid being here.”

“Well, I never got ’em, Sis.”

Aunt Polly she turns around slow and severe, and says:

“You, Tom!”

“Well—_what?_” he says, kind of pettish.

“Don’t you what _me_, you impudent thing—hand out them letters.”

“What letters?”

“_Them_ letters. I be bound, if I have to take aholt of you I’ll—”

“They’re in the trunk. There, now. And they’re just the same as they

was when I got them out of the office. I hain’t looked into them, I

hain’t touched them. But I knowed they’d make trouble, and I thought if

you warn’t in no hurry, I’d—”

“Well, you _do_ need skinning, there ain’t no mistake about it. And I

wrote another one to tell you I was coming; and I s’pose he—”

“No, it come yesterday; I hain’t read it yet, but _it’s_ all right,

I’ve got that one.”

I wanted to offer to bet two dollars she hadn’t, but I reckoned maybe

it was just as safe to not to. So I never said nothing.