欧也妮·葛朗台· Chương 3

Chương Chương 3 · 第3章

Nanon took one of the candles and went to open the door, followed by her

master.

“Grandet! Grandet!” cried his wife, moved by a sudden impulse of fear,

and running to the door of the room.

All the players looked at each other.

“Suppose we all go?” said Monsieur des Grassins; “that knock strikes me

as evil-intentioned.”

Hardly was Monsieur des Grassins allowed to see the figure of a young

man, accompanied by a porter from the coach-office carrying two large

trunks and dragging a carpet-bag after him, than Monsieur Grandet turned

roughly on his wife and said,--

“Madame Grandet, go back to your loto; leave me to speak with monsieur.”

Then he pulled the door quickly to, and the excited players returned to

their seats, but did not continue the game.

“Is it any one belonging to Saumur, Monsieur des Grassins?” asked his

wife.

“No, it is a traveller.”

“He must have come from Paris.”

“Just so,” said the notary, pulling out his watch, which was two inches

thick and looked like a Dutch man-of-war; “it’s nine o’clock; the

diligence of the Grand Bureau is never late.”

“Is the gentleman young?” inquired the Abbe Cruchot.

“Yes,” answered Monsieur des Grassins, “and he has brought luggage which

must weigh nearly three tons.”

“Nanon does not come back,” said Eugenie.

“It must be one of your relations,” remarked the president.

“Let us go on with our game,” said Madame Grandet gently. “I know from

Monsieur Grandet’s tone of voice that he is annoyed; perhaps he would

not like to find us talking of his affairs.”

“Mademoiselle,” said Adolphe to his neighbor, “it is no doubt your

cousin Grandet,--a very good-looking young man; I met him at the ball of

Monsieur de Nucingen.” Adolphe did not go on, for his mother trod on his

toes; and then, asking him aloud for two sous to put on her stake, she

whispered: “Will you hold your tongue, you great goose!”

At this moment Grandet returned, without la Grande Nanon, whose steps,

together with those of the porter, echoed up the staircase; and he was

followed by the traveller who had excited such curiosity and so filled

the lively imaginations of those present that his arrival at this

dwelling, and his sudden fall into the midst of this assembly, can only

be likened to that of a snail into a beehive, or the introduction of a

peacock into some village poultry-yard.

“Sit down near the fire,” said Grandet.

Before seating himself, the young stranger saluted the assembled company

very gracefully. The men rose to answer by a courteous inclination, and

the women made a ceremonious bow.

“You are cold, no doubt, monsieur,” said Madame Grandet; “you have,

perhaps, travelled from--”

“Just like all women!” said the old wine-grower, looking up from a

letter he was reading. “Do let monsieur rest himself!”

“But, father, perhaps monsieur would like to take something,” said

Eugenie.

“He has got a tongue,” said the old man sternly.

The stranger was the only person surprised by this scene; all the others

were well-used to the despotic ways of the master. However, after the

two questions and the two replies had been exchanged, the newcomer rose,

turned his back towards the fire, lifted one foot so as to warm the sole

of its boot, and said to Eugenie,--

“Thank you, my cousin, but I dined at Tours. And,” he added, looking at

Grandet, “I need nothing; I am not even tired.”

“Monsieur has come from the capital?” asked Madame des Grassins.

Monsieur Charles,--such was the name of the son of Monsieur Grandet of

Paris,--hearing himself addressed, took a little eye-glass, suspended by

a chain from his neck, applied it to his right eye to examine what was

on the table, and also the persons sitting round it. He ogled Madame des

Grassins with much impertinence, and said to her, after he had observed

all he wished,--

“Yes, madame. You are playing at loto, aunt,” he added. “Do not let me

interrupt you, I beg; go on with your game: it is too amusing to leave.”

“I was certain it was the cousin,” thought Madame des Grassins, casting

repeated glances at him.

“Forty-seven!” cried the old abbe. “Mark it down, Madame des Grassins.

Isn’t that your number?”

Monsieur des Grassins put a counter on his wife’s card, who sat watching

first the cousin from Paris and then Eugenie, without thinking of her

loto, a prey to mournful presentiments. From time to time the young

heiress glanced furtively at her cousin, and the banker’s wife easily

detected a _crescendo_ of surprise and curiosity in her mind.

Monsieur Charles Grandet, a handsome young man of twenty-two, presented

at this moment a singular contrast to the worthy provincials, who,

considerably disgusted by his aristocratic manners, were all studying

him with sarcastic intent. This needs an explanation. At twenty-two,

young people are still so near childhood that they often conduct

themselves childishly. In all probability, out of every hundred of

them fully ninety-nine would have behaved precisely as Monsieur Charles

Grandet was now behaving.

Some days earlier than this his father had told him to go and spend

several months with his uncle at Saumur. Perhaps Monsieur Grandet was

thinking of Eugenie. Charles, sent for the first time in his life into

the provinces, took a fancy to make his appearance with the superiority

of a man of fashion, to reduce the whole arrondissement to despair by

his luxury, and to make his visit an epoch, importing into those country

regions all the refinements of Parisian life. In short, to explain it in

one word, he mean to pass more time at Saumur in brushing his nails than

he ever thought of doing in Paris, and to assume the extra nicety and

elegance of dress which a young man of fashion often lays aside for

a certain negligence which in itself is not devoid of grace. Charles

therefore brought with him a complete hunting-costume, the finest gun,

the best hunting-knife in the prettiest sheath to be found in all

Paris. He brought his whole collection of waistcoats. They were of all

kinds,--gray, black, white, scarabaeus-colored: some were shot with

gold, some spangled, some _chined_; some were double-breasted and

crossed like a shawl, others were straight in the collar; some had

turned-over collars, some buttoned up to the top with gilt buttons. He

brought every variety of collar and cravat in fashion at that epoch. He

brought two of Buisson’s coats and all his finest linen He brought his

pretty gold toilet-set,--a present from his mother. He brought all his

dandy knick-knacks, not forgetting a ravishing little desk presented to

him by the most amiable of women,--amiable for him, at least,--a fine

lady whom he called Annette and who at this moment was travelling,

matrimonially and wearily, in Scotland, a victim to certain suspicions

which required a passing sacrifice of happiness; in the desk was much

pretty note-paper on which to write to her once a fortnight.

In short, it was as complete a cargo of Parisian frivolities as it was

possible for him to get together,--a collection of all the implements

of husbandry with which the youth of leisure tills his life, from

the little whip which helps to begin a duel, to the handsomely chased

pistols which end it. His father having told him to travel alone and

modestly, he had taken the coupe of the diligence all to himself, rather

pleased at not having to damage a delightful travelling-carriage ordered

for a journey on which he was to meet his Annette, the great lady

who, etc.,--whom he intended to rejoin at Baden in the following June.

Charles expected to meet scores of people at his uncle’s house, to hunt

in his uncle’s forests,--to live, in short, the usual chateau life; he

did not know that his uncle was in Saumur, and had only inquired about

him incidentally when asking the way to Froidfond. Hearing that he was

in town, he supposed that he should find him in a suitable mansion.

In order that he might make a becoming first appearance before his

uncle either at Saumur or at Froidfond, he had put on his most elegant

travelling attire, simple yet exquisite,--“adorable,” to use the word

which in those days summed up the special perfections of a man or a

thing. At Tours a hairdresser had re-curled his beautiful chestnut

locks; there he changed his linen and put on a black satin cravat,

which, combined with a round shirt-collar, framed his fair and smiling

countenance agreeably. A travelling great-coat, only half buttoned up,

nipped in his waist and disclosed a cashmere waistcoat crossed in

front, beneath which was another waistcoat of white material. His watch,

negligently slipped into a pocket, was fastened by a short gold chain to

a buttonhole. His gray trousers, buttoned up at the sides, were set

off at the seams with patterns of black silk embroidery. He gracefully

twirled a cane, whose chased gold knob did not mar the freshness of his

gray gloves. And to complete all, his cap was in excellent taste. None

but a Parisian, and a Parisian of the upper spheres, could thus array

himself without appearing ridiculous; none other could give the harmony

of self-conceit to all these fopperies, which were carried off, however,

with a dashing air,--the air of a young man who has fine pistols, a sure

aim, and Annette.

Now if you wish to understand the mutual amazement of the provincial

party and the young Parisian; if you would clearly see the brilliance

which the traveller’s elegance cast among the gray shadows of the room

and upon the faces of this family group,--endeavor to picture to your

minds the Cruchots. All three took snuff, and had long ceased to repress

the habit of snivelling or to remove the brown blotches which strewed

the frills of their dingy shirts and the yellowing creases of their

crumpled collars. Their flabby cravats were twisted into ropes as soon

as they wound them about their throats. The enormous quantity of linen

which allowed these people to have their clothing washed only once

in six months, and to keep it during that time in the depths of their

closets, also enabled time to lay its grimy and decaying stains upon

it. There was perfect unison of ill-grace and senility about them; their

faces, as faded as their threadbare coats, as creased as their trousers,

were worn-out, shrivelled-up, and puckered. As for the others, the

general negligence of their dress, which was incomplete and wanting

in freshness,--like the toilet of all country places, where insensibly

people cease to dress for others and come to think seriously of the

price of a pair of gloves,--was in keeping with the negligence of

the Cruchots. A horror of fashion was the only point on which the

Grassinists and the Cruchotines agreed.

When the Parisian took up his eye-glass to examine the strange

accessories of this dwelling,--the joists of the ceiling, the color

of the woodwork, and the specks which the flies had left there in

sufficient number to punctuate the “Moniteur” and the “Encyclopaedia of

Sciences,”--the loto-players lifted their noses and looked at him with

as much curiosity as they might have felt about a giraffe. Monsieur des

Grassins and his son, to whom the appearance of a man of fashion was not

wholly unknown, were nevertheless as much astonished as their neighbors,

whether it was that they fell under the indefinable influence of the

general feeling, or that they really shared it as with satirical glances

they seemed to say to their compatriots,--

“That is what you see in Paris!”

They were able to examine Charles at their leisure without fearing to

displease the master of the house. Grandet was absorbed in the long

letter which he held in his hand; and to read it he had taken the

only candle upon the card-table, paying no heed to his guests or their

pleasure. Eugenie, to whom such a type of perfection, whether of dress

or of person, was absolutely unknown, thought she beheld in her cousin

a being descended from seraphic spheres. She inhaled with delight the

fragrance wafted from the graceful curls of that brilliant head. She

would have liked to touch the soft kid of the delicate gloves. She

envied Charles his small hands, his complexion, the freshness and

refinement of his features. In short,--if it is possible to sum up

the effect this elegant being produced upon an ignorant young girl

perpetually employed in darning stockings or in mending her father’s

clothes, and whose life flowed on beneath these unclean rafters, seeing

none but occasional passers along the silent street,--this vision of

her cousin roused in her soul an emotion of delicate desire like that

inspired in a young man by the fanciful pictures of women drawn by

Westall for the English “Keepsakes,” and that engraved by the Findens

with so clever a tool that we fear, as we breathe upon the paper, that

the celestial apparitions may be wafted away. Charles drew from his

pocket a handkerchief embroidered by the great lady now travelling in

Scotland. As Eugenie saw this pretty piece of work, done in the vacant

hours which were lost to love, she looked at her cousin to see if it

were possible that he meant to make use of it. The manners of the

young man, his gestures, the way in which he took up his eye-glass, his

affected superciliousness, his contemptuous glance at the coffer which

had just given so much pleasure to the rich heiress, and which he

evidently regarded as without value, or even as ridiculous,--all these

things, which shocked the Cruchots and the des Grassins, pleased Eugenie

so deeply that before she slept she dreamed long dreams of her phoenix

cousin.

The loto-numbers were drawn very slowly, and presently the game came

suddenly to an end. La Grand Nanon entered and said aloud: “Madame, I

want the sheets for monsieur’s bed.”

Madame Grandet followed her out. Madame des Grassins said in a low

voice: “Let us keep our sous and stop playing.” Each took his or her two

sous from the chipped saucer in which they had been put; then the party

moved in a body toward the fire.

“Have you finished your game?” said Grandet, without looking up from his

letter.

“Yes, yes!” replied Madame des Grassins, taking a seat near Charles.

Eugenie, prompted by a thought often born in the heart of a young girl

when sentiment enters it for the first time, left the room to go and

help her mother and Nanon. Had an able confessor then questioned her

she would, no doubt, have avowed to him that she thought neither of her

mother nor of Nanon, but was pricked by a poignant desire to look after

her cousin’s room and concern herself with her cousin; to supply what

might be needed, to remedy any forgetfulness, to see that all was done

to make it, as far as possible, suitable and elegant; and, in fact, she

arrived in time to prove to her mother and Nanon that everything still

remained to be done. She put into Nanon’s head the notion of passing a

warming-pan between the sheets. She herself covered the old table with a

cloth and requested Nanon to change it every morning; she convinced her

mother that it was necessary to light a good fire, and persuaded Nanon

to bring up a great pile of wood into the corridor without saying

anything to her father. She ran to get, from one of the corner-shelves

of the hall, a tray of old lacquer which was part of the inheritance

of the late Monsieur de la Bertelliere, catching up at the same time

a six-sided crystal goblet, a little tarnished gilt spoon, an antique

flask engraved with cupids, all of which she put triumphantly on the

corner of her cousin’s chimney-piece. More ideas surged through her head

in one quarter of an hour than she had ever had since she came into the

world.

“Mamma,” she said, “my cousin will never bear the smell of a tallow

candle; suppose we buy a wax one?” And she darted, swift as a bird, to

get the five-franc piece which she had just received for her monthly

expenses. “Here, Nanon,” she cried, “quick!”

“What will your father say?” This terrible remonstrance was uttered

by Madame Grandet as she beheld her daughter armed with an old

Sevres sugar-basin which Grandet had brought home from the chateau of

Froidfond. “And where will you get the sugar? Are you crazy?”

“Mamma, Nanon can buy some sugar as well as the candle.”

“But your father?”

“Surely his nephew ought not to go without a glass of _eau sucree_?

Besides, he will not notice it.”

“Your father sees everything,” said Madame Grandet, shaking her head.

Nanon hesitated; she knew her master.

“Come, Nanon, go,--because it is my birthday.”

Nanon gave a loud laugh as she heard the first little jest her young

mistress had ever made, and then obeyed her.

While Eugenie and her mother were trying to embellish the bedroom

assigned by Monsieur Grandet for his nephew, Charles himself was the

object of Madame des Grassins’ attentions; to all appearances she was

setting her cap at him.

“You are very courageous, monsieur,” she said to the young dandy, “to

leave the pleasures of the capital at this season and take up your abode

in Saumur. But if we do not frighten you away, you will find there are

some amusements even here.”

She threw him the ogling glance of the provinces, where women put so

much prudence and reserve into their eyes that they impart to them the

prudish concupiscence peculiar to certain ecclesiastics to whom all

pleasure is either a theft or an error. Charles was so completely out

of his element in this abode, and so far from the vast chateau and the

sumptuous life with which his fancy had endowed his uncle, that as he

looked at Madame des Grassins he perceived a dim likeness to Parisian

faces. He gracefully responded to the species of invitation addressed

to him, and began very naturally a conversation, in which Madame des

Grassins gradually lowered her voice so as to bring it into harmony with

the nature of the confidences she was making. With her, as with Charles,

there was the need of conference; so after a few moments spent in

coquettish phrases and a little serious jesting, the clever provincial

said, thinking herself unheard by the others, who were discussing the

sale of wines which at that season filled the heads of every one in

Saumur,--

“Monsieur if you will do us the honor to come and see us, you will give

as much pleasure to my husband as to myself. Our salon is the only one

in Saumur where you will find the higher business circles mingling with

the nobility. We belong to both societies, who meet at our house simply

because they find it amusing. My husband--I say it with pride--is as

much valued by the one class as by the other. We will try to relieve

the monotony of your visit here. If you stay all the time with Monsieur

Grandet, good heavens! what will become of you? Your uncle is a sordid

miser who thinks of nothing but his vines; your aunt is a pious soul who

can’t put two ideas together; and your cousin is a little fool, without

education, perfectly common, no fortune, who will spend her life in

darning towels.”

“She is really very nice, this woman,” thought Charles Grandet as he

duly responded to Madame des Grassins’ coquetries.

“It seems to me, wife, that you are taking possession of monsieur,” said

the stout banker, laughing.

On this remark the notary and the president said a few words that were

more or less significant; but the abbe, looking at them slyly, brought

their thoughts to a focus by taking a pinch of snuff and saying as

he handed round his snuff-box: “Who can do the honors of Saumur for

monsieur so well as madame?”

“Ah! what do you mean by that, monsieur l’abbe?” demanded Monsieur des

Grassins.

“I mean it in the best possible sense for you, for madame, for the town

of Saumur, and for monsieur,” said the wily old man, turning to Charles.

The Abbe Cruchot had guessed the conversation between Charles and Madame

des Grassins without seeming to pay attention to it.

“Monsieur,” said Adolphe to Charles with an air which he tried to make

free and easy, “I don’t know whether you remember me, but I had the

honor of dancing as your _vis-a-vis_ at a ball given by the Baron de

Nucingen, and--”

“Perfectly; I remember perfectly, monsieur,” answered Charles, pleased

to find himself the object of general attention.

“Monsieur is your son?” he said to Madame des Grassins.

The abbe looked at her maliciously.

“Yes, monsieur,” she answered.

“Then you were very young when you were in Paris?” said Charles,

addressing Adolphe.

“You must know, monsieur,” said the abbe, “that we send them to Babylon

as soon as they are weaned.”

Madame des Grassins examined the abbe with a glance of extreme

penetration.

“It is only in the provinces,” he continued, “that you will find women

of thirty and more years as fresh as madame, here, with a son about to

take his degree. I almost fancy myself back in the days when the young

men stood on chairs in the ball-room to see you dance, madame,” said the

abbe, turning to his female adversary. “To me, your triumphs are but of

yesterday--”

“The old rogue!” thought Madame Grassins; “can he have guessed my

intentions?”

“It seems that I shall have a good deal of success in Saumur,” thought

Charles as he unbuttoned his great-coat, put a hand into his waistcoat,

and cast a glance into the far distance, to imitate the attitude which

Chantrey has given to Lord Byron.

The inattention of Pere Grandet, or, to speak more truly, the

preoccupation of mind into which the reading of the letter had plunged

him, did not escape the vigilance of the notary and the president, who

tried to guess the contents of the letter by the almost imperceptible

motions of the miser’s face, which was then under the full light of the

candle. He maintained the habitual calm of his features with evident

difficulty; we may, in fact, picture to ourselves the countenance such

a man endeavored to preserve as he read the fatal letter which here

follows:--

My Brother,--It is almost twenty-three years since we have seen

each other. My marriage was the occasion of our last interview,

after which we parted, and both of us were happy. Assuredly I

could not then foresee that you would one day be the prop of the

family whose prosperity you then predicted.

When you hold this letter within your hands I shall be no longer

living. In the position I now hold I cannot survive the disgrace

of bankruptcy. I have waited on the edge of the gulf until the

last moment, hoping to save myself. The end has come, I must sink

into it. The double bankruptcies of my broker and of Roguin, my

notary, have carried off my last resources and left me nothing. I

have the bitterness of owing nearly four millions, with assets not

more than twenty-five per cent in value to pay them. The wines in

my warehouses suffer from the fall in prices caused by the

abundance and quality of your vintage. In three days Paris will

cry out: “Monsieur Grandet was a knave!” and I, an honest man,

shall be lying in my winding-sheet of infamy. I deprive my son of

a good name, which I have stained, and the fortune of his mother,

which I have lost. He knows nothing of all this,--my unfortunate

child whom I idolize! We parted tenderly. He was ignorant,

happily, that the last beatings of my heart were spent in that

farewell. Will he not some day curse me? My brother, my brother!

the curses of our children are horrible; they can appeal against

ours, but theirs are irrevocable. Grandet, you are my elder

brother, you owe me your protection; act for me so that Charles

may cast no bitter words upon my grave! My brother, if I were

writing with my blood, with my tears, no greater anguish could I

put into this letter,--nor as great, for then I should weep, I

should bleed, I should die, I should suffer no more, but now I

suffer and look at death with dry eyes.

From henceforth you are my son’s father; he has no relations, as

you well know, on his mother’s side. Why did I not consider social

prejudices? Why did I yield to love? Why did I marry the natural

daughter of a great lord? Charles has no family. Oh, my unhappy

son! my son! Listen, Grandet! I implore nothing for myself,

--besides, your property may not be large enough to carry a mortgage

of three millions,--but for my son! Brother, my suppliant hands

are clasped as I think of you; behold them! Grandet, I confide my

son to you in dying, and I look at the means of death with less

pain as I think that you will be to him a father. He loved me

well, my Charles; I was good to him, I never thwarted him; he will

not curse me. Ah, you see! he is gentle, he is like his mother, he

will cause you no grief. Poor boy! accustomed to all the

enjoyments of luxury, he knows nothing of the privations to which

you and I were condemned by the poverty of our youth. And I leave

him ruined! alone! Yes, all my friends will avoid him, and it is I

who have brought this humiliation upon him! Would that I had the

force to send him with one thrust into the heavens to his mother’s

side! Madness! I come back to my disaster--to his. I send him to

you that you may tell him in some fitting way of my death, of his

future fate. Be a father to him, but a good father. Do not tear

him all at once from his idle life, it would kill him. I beg him

on my knees to renounce all rights that, as his mother’s heir, he

may have on my estate. But the prayer is superfluous; he is

honorable, and he will feel that he must not appear among my

creditors. Bring him to see this at the right time; reveal to him

the hard conditions of the life I have made for him: and if he

still has tender thoughts of me, tell him in my name that all is

not lost for him. Yes, work, labor, which saved us both, may give

him back the fortune of which I have deprived him; and if he

listens to his father’s voice as it reaches him from the grave, he

will go the Indies. My brother, Charles is an upright and

courageous young man; give him the wherewithal to make his

venture; he will die sooner than not repay you the funds which you

may lend him. Grandet! if you will not do this, you will lay up

for yourself remorse. Ah, should my child find neither tenderness

nor succor in you, I would call down the vengeance of God upon

your cruelty!

If I had been able to save something from the wreck, I might have

had the right to leave him at least a portion of his mother’s

property; but my last monthly payments have absorbed everything. I

did not wish to die uncertain of my child’s fate; I hoped to feel

a sacred promise in a clasp of your hand which might have warmed

my heart: but time fails me. While Charles is journeying to you I

shall be preparing my assignment. I shall endeavor to show by the

order and good faith of my accounts that my disaster comes neither

from a faulty life nor from dishonesty. It is for my son’s sake

that I strive to do this.

Farewell, my brother! May the blessing of God be yours for the

generous guardianship I lay upon you, and which, I doubt not, you

will accept. A voice will henceforth and forever pray for you in

that world where we must all go, and where I am now as you read

these lines.

Victor-Ange-Guillaume Grandet.

“So you are talking?” said Pere Grandet as he carefully folded the

letter in its original creases and put it into his waistcoat-pocket. He

looked at his nephew with a humble, timid air, beneath which he hid his

feelings and his calculations. “Have you warmed yourself?” he said to

him.

“Thoroughly, my dear uncle.”

“Well, where are the women?” said his uncle, already forgetting that

his nephew was to sleep at the house. At this moment Eugenie and Madame

Grandet returned.

“Is the room all ready?” said Grandet, recovering his composure.

“Yes, father.”

“Well then, my nephew, if you are tired, Nanon shall show you your room.

It isn’t a dandy’s room; but you will excuse a poor wine-grower who

never has a penny to spare. Taxes swallow up everything.”

“We do not wish to intrude, Grandet,” said the banker; “you may want to

talk to your nephew, and therefore we will bid you good-night.”

At these words the assembly rose, and each made a parting bow in keeping

with his or her own character. The old notary went to the door to fetch

his lantern and came back to light it, offering to accompany the des

Grassins on their way. Madame des Grassins had not foreseen the incident

which brought the evening prematurely to an end, her servant therefore

had not arrived.

“Will you do me the honor to take my arm, madame?” said the abbe.

“Thank you, monsieur l’abbe, but I have my son,” she answered dryly.

“Ladies cannot compromise themselves with me,” said the abbe.

“Take Monsieur Cruchot’s arm,” said her husband.

The abbe walked off with the pretty lady so quickly that they were soon

some distance in advance of the caravan.

“That is a good-looking young man, madame,” he said, pressing her arm.

“Good-by to the grapes, the vintage is done. It is all over with us. We

may as well say adieu to Mademoiselle Grandet. Eugenie will belong to

the dandy. Unless this cousin is enamoured of some Parisian woman, your

son Adolphe will find another rival in--”

“Not at all, monsieur l’abbe. This young man cannot fail to see that

Eugenie is a little fool,--a girl without the least freshness. Did you

notice her to-night? She was as yellow as a quince.”

“Perhaps you made the cousin notice it?”

“I did not take the trouble--”

“Place yourself always beside Eugenie, madame, and you need never take

the trouble to say anything to the young man against his cousin; he will

make his own comparisons, which--”

“Well, he has promised to dine with me the day after to-morrow.”

“Ah! if you only _would_, madame--” said the abbe.

“What is it that you wish me to do, monsieur l’abbe? Do you mean to

offer me bad advice? I have not reached the age of thirty-nine, without

a stain upon my reputation, thank God! to compromise myself now, even

for the empire of the Great Mogul. You and I are of an age when we both

know the meaning of words. For an ecclesiastic, you certainly have ideas

that are very incongruous. Fie! it is worthy of Faublas!”

“You have read Faublas?”

“No, monsieur l’abbe; I meant to say the _Liaisons dangereuses_.”

“Ah! that book is infinitely more moral,” said the abbe, laughing. “But

you make me out as wicked as a young man of the present day; I only

meant--”

“Do you dare to tell me you were not thinking of putting wicked things

into my head? Isn’t it perfectly clear? If this young man--who I admit

is very good-looking--were to make love to me, he would not think of his

cousin. In Paris, I know, good mothers do devote themselves in this

way to the happiness and welfare of their children; but we live in the

provinces, monsieur l’abbe.”

“Yes, madame.”

“And,” she continued, “I do not want, and Adolphe himself would not

want, a hundred millions brought at such a price.”

“Madame, I said nothing about a hundred millions; that temptation might

be too great for either of us to withstand. Only, I do think that an

honest woman may permit herself, in all honor, certain harmless little

coquetries, which are, in fact, part of her social duty and which--”

“Do you think so?”

“Are we not bound, madame, to make ourselves agreeable to each

other?--Permit me to blow my nose.--I assure you, madame,” he resumed,

“that the young gentleman ogled you through his glass in a more

flattering manner than he put on when he looked at me; but I forgive him

for doing homage to beauty in preference to old age--”

“It is quite apparent,” said the president in his loud voice, “that

Monsieur Grandet of Paris has sent his son to Saumur with extremely

matrimonial intentions.”

“But in that case the cousin wouldn’t have fallen among us like a

cannon-ball,” answered the notary.

“That doesn’t prove anything,” said Monsieur des Grassins; “the old

miser is always making mysteries.”

“Des Grassins, my friend, I have invited the young man to dinner. You

must go and ask Monsieur and Madame de Larsonniere and the du Hautoys,

with the beautiful demoiselle du Hautoy, of course. I hope she will be

properly dressed; that jealous mother of hers does make such a fright of

her! Gentlemen, I trust that you will all do us the honor to come,” she

added, stopping the procession to address the two Cruchots.

“Here you are at home, madame,” said the notary.

After bowing to the three des Grassins, the three Cruchots returned

home, applying their provincial genius for analysis to studying, under

all its aspects, the great event of the evening, which undoubtedly

changed the respective positions of Grassinists and Cruchotines. The

admirable common-sense which guided all the actions of these great

machinators made each side feel the necessity of a momentary alliance

against a common enemy. Must they not mutually hinder Eugenie from

loving her cousin, and the cousin from thinking of Eugenie? Could the

Parisian resist the influence of treacherous insinuations, soft-spoken

calumnies, slanders full of faint praise and artless denials, which

should be made to circle incessantly about him and deceive him?