第 五十二 章 · 第52章

I talked so familiarly to her of her whole family that she could not

suspect but that I knew them all intimately. I asked her why she would

come abroad without Mrs. Chime with her (that was the name of her

woman) to take of Mrs. Judith, that was her sister. Then I entered into

a long chat with her about her sister, what a fine little lady she was,

and asked her if she had learned French, and a thousand such little

things to entertain her, when on a sudden we saw the guards come, and

the crowd ran to see the king go by to the Parliament House.

The ladies ran all to the side of the Mall, and I helped my lady to

stand upon the edge of the boards on the side of the Mall, that she

might be high enough to see; and took the little one and lifted her

quite up; during which, I took care to convey the gold watch so clean

away from the Lady Betty, that she never felt it, nor missed it, till

all the crowd was gone, and she was gotten into the middle of the Mall

among the other ladies.

I took my leave of her in the very crowd, and said to her, as if in

haste, “Dear Lady Betty, take care of your little sister.” And so the

crowd did as it were thrust me away from her, and that I was obliged

unwillingly to take my leave.

The hurry in such cases is immediately over, and the place clear as

soon as the king is gone by; but as there is always a great running and

clutter just as the king passes, so having dropped the two little

ladies, and done my business with them without any miscarriage, I kept

hurrying on among the crowd, as if I ran to see the king, and so I got

before the crowd and kept so till I came to the end of the Mall, when

the king going on towards the Horse Guards, I went forward to the

passage, which went then through against the lower end of the

Haymarket, and there I bestowed a coach upon myself, and made off, and

I confess I have not yet been so good as my word, viz. to go and visit

my Lady Betty.

I was once of the mind to venture staying with Lady Betty till she

missed the watch, and so have made a great outcry about it with her,

and have got her into the coach, and put myself in the coach with her,

and have gone home with her; for she appeared so fond of me, and so

perfectly deceived by my so readily talking to her of all her relations

and family, that I thought it was very easy to push the thing farther,

and to have got at least the necklace of pearl; but when I considered

that though the child would not perhaps have suspected me, other people

might, and that if I was searched I should be discovered, I thought it

was best to go off with what I had got, and be satisfied.

I came accidentally afterwards to hear, that when the young lady missed

her watch, she made a great outcry in the Park, and sent her footman up

and down to see if he could find me out, she having described me so

perfectly that he knew presently that it was the same person that had

stood and talked so long with him, and asked him so many questions

about them; but I gone far enough out of their reach before she could

come at her footman to tell him the story.

I made another adventure after this, of a nature different from all I

had been concerned in yet, and this was at a gaming-house near Covent

Garden.

I saw several people go in and out; and I stood in the passage a good

while with another woman with me, and seeing a gentleman go up that

seemed to be of more than ordinary fashion, I said to him, “Sir, pray

don’t they give women leave to go up?” “Yes, madam,” says he, “and to

play too, if they please.” “I mean so, sir,” said I. And with that he

said he would introduce me if I had a mind; so I followed him to the

door, and he looking in, “There, madam,” says he, “are the gamesters,

if you have a mind to venture.” I looked in and said to my comrade

aloud, “Here’s nothing but men; I won’t venture among them.” At which

one of the gentlemen cried out, “You need not be afraid, madam, here’s

none but fair gamesters; you are very welcome to come and set what you

please.” So I went a little nearer and looked on, and some of them

brought me a chair, and I sat down and saw the box and dice go round

apace; then I said to my comrade, “The gentlemen play too high for us;

come, let us go.”

The people were all very civil, and one gentleman in particular

encouraged me, and said, “Come, madam, if you please to venture, if you

dare trust me, I’ll answer for it you shall have nothing put upon you

here.” “No, sir,” said I, smiling, “I hope the gentlemen would not

cheat a woman.” But still I declined venturing, though I pulled out a

purse with money in it, that they might see I did not want money.

After I had sat a while, one gentleman said to me, jeering, “Come,

madam, I see you are afraid to venture for yourself; I always had good

luck with the ladies, you shall set for me, if you won’t set for

yourself.” I told him, “Sir, I should be very loth to lose your money,”

though I added, “I am pretty lucky too; but the gentlemen play so high,

that I dare not indeed venture my own.”

“Well, well,” says he, “there’s ten guineas, madam; set them for me.”

So I took his money and set, himself looking on. I ran out nine of the

guineas by one and two at a time, and then the box coming to the next

man to me, my gentleman gave me ten guineas more, and made me set five

of them at once, and the gentleman who had the box threw out, so there

was five guineas of his money again. He was encouraged at this, and

made me take the box, which was a bold venture. However, I held the box

so long that I had gained him his whole money, and had a good handful

of guineas in my lap, and which was the better luck, when I threw out,

I threw but at one or two of those that had set me, and so went off

easy.

When I was come this length, I offered the gentleman all the gold, for

it was his own; and so would have had him play for himself, pretending

I did not understand the game well enough. He laughed, and said if I

had but good luck, it was no matter whether I understood the game or

no; but I should not leave off. However, he took out the fifteen

guineas that he had put in at first, and bade me play with the rest. I

would have told them to see how much I had got, but he said, “No, no,

don’t tell them, I believe you are very honest, and ’tis bad luck to

tell them”; so I played on.

I understood the game well enough, though I pretended I did not, and

played cautiously. It was to keep a good stock in my lap, out of which

I every now and then conveyed some into my pocket, but in such a

manner, and at such convenient times, as I was sure he could not see

it.

I played a great while, and had very good luck for him; but the last

time I held the box, they set me high, and I threw boldly at all; I

held the box till I gained near fourscore guineas, but lost above half

of it back in the last throw; so I got up, for I was afraid I should

lose it all back again, and said to him, “Pray come, sir, now, and take

it and play for yourself; I think I have done pretty well for you.” He

would have had me play on, but it grew late, and I desired to be

excused. When I gave it up to him, I told him I hoped he would give me

leave to tell it now, that I might see what I had gained, and how lucky

I had been for him; when I told them, there were threescore and three

guineas. “Ay,” says I, “if it had not been for that unlucky throw, I

had got you a hundred guineas.” So I gave him all the money, but he

would not take it till I had put my hand into it, and taken some for

myself, and bid me please myself. I refused it, and was positive I

would not take it myself; if he had a mind to anything of that kind, it

should be all his own doings.

The rest of the gentlemen seeing us striving cried, “Give it her all”;

but I absolutely refused that. Then one of them said, “D—n ye, Jack,

halve it with her; don’t you know you should be always upon even terms

with the ladies.” So, in short, he divided it with me, and I brought

away thirty guineas, besides about forty-three which I had stole

privately, which I was sorry for afterward, because he was so generous.

Thus I brought home seventy-three guineas, and let my old governess see

what good luck I had at play. However, it was her advice that I should

not venture again, and I took her counsel, for I never went there any

more; for I knew as well as she, if the itch of play came in, I might

soon lose that, and all the rest of what I had got.

Fortune had smiled upon me to that degree, and I had thriven so much,

and my governess too, for she always had a share with me, that really

the old gentlewoman began to talk of leaving off while we were well,

and being satisfied with what we had got; but, I know not what fate

guided me, I was as backward to it now as she was when I proposed it to

her before, and so in an ill hour we gave over the thoughts of it for

the present, and, in a word, I grew more hardened and audacious than

ever, and the success I had made my name as famous as any thief of my

sort ever had been at Newgate, and in the Old Bailey.

I had sometime taken the liberty to play the same game over again,

which is not according to practice, which however succeeded not amiss;

but generally I took up new figures, and contrived to appear in new

shapes every time I went abroad.

It was not a rumbling time of the year, and the gentlemen being most of

them gone out of town, Tunbridge, and Epsom, and such places were full

of people. But the city was thin, and I thought our trade felt it a

little, as well as other; so that at the latter end of the year I

joined myself with a gang who usually go every year to Stourbridge

Fair, and from thence to Bury Fair, in Suffolk. We promised ourselves

great things there, but when I came to see how things were, I was weary

of it presently; for except mere picking of pockets, there was little

worth meddling with; neither, if a booty had been made, was it so easy

carrying it off, nor was there such a variety of occasion for business

in our way, as in London; all that I made of the whole journey was a

gold watch at Bury Fair, and a small parcel of linen at Cambridge,

which gave me an occasion to take leave of the place. It was on old

bite, and I thought might do with a country shopkeeper, though in

London it would not.