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Chapter 1. The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Lucie, who lived at a farm

called Little-town. She was a good little girl--only she was always losing

her pocket-handkerchiefs!

One day little Lucie came into the farm-yard crying--oh, she did cry so!

"I've lost my pocket-handkin! Three handkins and a pinny! Have _you_ seen

them, Tabby Kitten?"

The Kitten went on washing her white paws; so Lucie asked a speckled hen--

"Sally Henny-penny, have _you_ found three pocket-handkins?"

But the speckled hen ran into a barn, clucking--

"I go barefoot, barefoot, barefoot!"

And then Lucie asked Cock Robin sitting on a twig.

Cock Robin looked sideways at Lucie with his bright black eye, and he flew

over a stile and away.

Lucie climbed upon the stile and looked up at the hill behind

Little-town--a hill that goes up--up--into the clouds as though it had no

top!

And a great way up the hill-side she thought she saw some white things

spread upon the grass.

Lucie scrambled up the hill as fast as her stout legs would carry her; she

ran along a steep path-way--up and up--until Little-town was right away

down below--she could have dropped a pebble down the chimney!

Presently she came to a spring, bubbling out from the hill-side.

Some one had stood a tin can upon a stone to catch the water--but the

water was already running over, for the can was no bigger than an egg-cup!

And where the sand upon the path was wet--there were foot-marks of a

_very_ small person.

Lucie ran on, and on.

The path ended under a big rock. The grass was short and green, and there

were clothes--props cut from bracken stems, with lines of plaited rushes,

and a heap of tiny clothes pins--but no pocket-handkerchiefs!

But there was something else--a door! straight into the hill; and inside

it some one was singing--

"Lily-white and clean, oh!

With little frills between, oh!

Smooth and hot--red rusty spot

Never here be seen, oh!"

Lucie, knocked--once--twice, and interrupted the song. A little frightened

voice called out "Who's that?"

Lucie opened the door: and what do you think there was inside the hill?--a

nice clean kitchen with a flagged floor and wooden beams--just like any

other farm kitchen. Only the ceiling was so low that Lucie's head nearly

touched it; and the pots and pans were small, and so was everything

there.

There was a nice hot singey smell; and at the table, with an iron in her

hand stood a very stout short person staring anxiously at Lucie.

Her print gown was tucked up, and she was wearing a large apron over her

striped petticoat. Her little black nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle,

and her eyes went twinkle, twinkle; and underneath her cap--where Lucie

had yellow curls--that little person had PRICKLES!

"Who are you?" said Lucie. "Have you seen my pocket-handkins?"

The little person made a bob-curtsey--"Oh, yes, if you please'm; my name

is Mrs. Tiggy-winkle; oh, yes if you please'm, I'm an excellent

clear-starcher!" And she took something out of a clothes-basket, and

spread it on the ironing-blanket.

"What's that thing?" said Lucie--"that's not my pocket-handkin?"

"Oh no, if you please'm; that's a little scarlet waist-coat belonging to

Cock Robin!"

And she ironed it and folded it, and put it on one side.

Then she took something else off a clothes-horse--

"That isn't my pinny?" said Lucie.

"Oh no, if you please'm; that's a damask table-cloth belonging to Jenny

Wren; look how it's stained with currant wine! It's very bad to wash!"

said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle, and her eyes went

twinkle, twinkle; and she fetched another hot iron from the fire.

"There's one of my pocket-handkins!" cried Lucie--"and there's my pinny!"

Mrs. Tiggy-winkle ironed it, and goffered it, and shook out the frills.

"Oh that _is_ lovely!" said Lucie.

"And what are those long yellow things with fingers like gloves?"

"Oh, that's a pair of stockings belonging to Sally Henny-penny--look how

she's worn the heels out with scratching in the yard! She'll very soon go

barefoot!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

"Why, there's another handkersniff--but it isn't mine; it's red?"

"Oh no, if you please'm; that one belongs to old Mrs. Rabbit; and it _did_

so smell of onions! I've had to wash it separately, I can't get out the

smell."

"There's another one of mine," said Lucie.

"What are those funny little white things?"

"That's a pair of mittens belonging to Tabby Kitten; I only have to iron

them; she washes them herself."

"There's my last pocket-handkin!" said Lucie.

"And what are you dipping into the basin of starch?"

"They're little dicky shirt-fronts belonging to Tom Titmouse--most

terrible particular!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. "Now I've finished my

ironing; I'm going to air some clothes."

"What are these dear soft fluffy things?" said Lucie.

"Oh those are woolly coats belonging to the little lambs at Skelghyl."

"Will their jackets take off?" asked Lucie.

"Oh yes, if you please'm; look at the sheep-mark on the shoulder. And

here's one marked for Gatesgarth, and three that come from Little-town.

They're _always_ marked at washing!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

And she hung up all sorts and sizes of clothes--small brown coats of mice;

and one velvety black moleskin waist-coat; and a red tailcoat with no tail

belonging to Squirrel Nutkin; and a very much shrunk blue jacket belonging

to Peter Rabbit; and a petticoat, not marked, that had gone lost in the

washing--and at last the basket was empty!

"Then Mrs. Tiggy-winkle made tea--a cup for herself and a cup for Lucie.

They sat before the fire on a bench and looked sideways at one another.

Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's hand, holding the tea-cup, was very very brown, and

very very wrinkly with the soap-suds; and all through her gown and her

cap, there were _hair-pins_ sticking wrong end out; so that Lucie didn't

like to sit too near her.

When they had finished tea, they tied up the clothes in bundles; and

Lucie's pocket-handkerchiefs were folded up inside her clean pinny, and

fastened with a silver safety-pin.

And then they made up the fire with turf, and came out and locked the

door, and hid the key under the door-sill.

Then away down the hill trotted Lucie and Mrs. Tiggy-winkle with the

bundles of clothes!

All the way down the path little animals came out of the fern to meet

them; the very first that they met were Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny!

And she gave them their nice clean clothes; and all the little animals and

birds were so very much obliged to dear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

So that at the bottom of the hill when they came to the stile, there was

nothing left to carry except Lucie's one little bundle.

Lucie scrambled up the stile with the bundle in her hand; and then she

turned to say "Good-night," and to thank the washer-woman--But what a

_very_ odd thing! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle had not waited either for thanks or

for the washing bill!

She was running running running up the hill--and where was her white

frilled cap? and her shawl? and her gown--and her petticoat?

And _how_ small she had grown--and _how_ brown--and covered with PRICKLES!

Why! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle was nothing but a HEDGEHOG.

* * * * *

(Now some people say that little Lucie had been asleep upon the

stile--but then how could she have found three clean

pocket-handkins and a pinny, pinned with a silver safety-pin?

And besides--_I_ have seen that door into the back of the hill

called Cat Bells--and besides _I_ am very well acquainted with

dear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle!)